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Garrett Strommen

A build log of things I make: a haunted-yard fog chiller, mosquito traps, a hillside ecosystem, games, art and 3D prints. The bio’s at the bottom.

Hold a piece, then flick it · drag empty space to spin · scroll to blow it up ↓Double tap the pyramid to play with it · scroll to break it apart ↓

Latest builds
NEWFog ChillerA low-lying fog machine for Halloween: parts list, build steps, lasers. Skeeter Beaters DIY mosquito trapsSkeeter BeatersDIY mosquito traps that actually work.

Projects

Native Plant Oasis

34 species. 250+ data points. 3D terrain scan. Interactive ecosystem mapping of a Los Angeles hillside restoration project.

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28,979 vertices 21.3m elevation Sandy soil Dirt Locker®
Cat tree by Garrett Strommen

Projects

Cat Tree for a House Panther

A nine-foot sculptural climbing post for Lorenzo, our rescue cat. Built from scratch — jute rope, woven hammock, a pinch of catnip at the top.

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Projects

DIY Two-Year Time-lapse Project

Raspberry Pi + Arducam HQ + 3D-printed enclosure pointed at the hillside for 730 days. Build log, source files, the works.

See the Rig →
Pi 3B+ 12 MP per frame 5 captures / day 2026–2028

Projects

Strommen Games

I like sneaking games into learning. I usually build these fast, sometimes the night before a quiz, to help my son with his homework. Spanish, Italian, Japanese, English and math, all free to play.

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3D Prints.

Next sandbox project: an FDM 3D printer and a series of Sierpinski tetrahedron prints exploring fractal geometry at increasing recursion depths.


Recursion is patient work — each level halves the triangle and multiplies the print time. A small obsession that pairs nicely with origami.

Desktop FDM 3D printer mid-print 3D-printed Sierpinski tetrahedron
Artwork by Garrett Strommen Artwork by Garrett Strommen

Painter. Sculptor. Creator.

Art runs in the family. Garrett's mother, Genell Miller, is a professional painter and art professor. His father, Kim Strommen, is an artist whose work has been shown at the Saint Louis Art Museum, among other venues, and who led Temple University Rome as its dean for more than two decades. He still makes art today. Trained at St. Stephen's in Rome, Garrett creates original acrylic paintings and sculptures — pop art, mixed media, deep-framed canvas.


When not building Strømmen or on set: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, hiking Griffith Park, painting, and building models.

Folding paper since he was twelve.

Inspired by the origami Christmas tree at the American Museum of Natural History, Garrett folded paper nonstop when he was twelve. The patience and precision of the practice still show up in his art today.

La Carbonara: history meets recipe.

Growing up in Rome, Garrett learned authentic Italian cooking from the source. Part language lesson, part cooking class, part cultural deep-dive.


The Italian philosophy of il dolce far niente — the sweetness of doing nothing — runs through everything he creates.

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Ten Saturdays of suppli.

Duepalle suppli Duepalle kitchen Duepalle pop-up Duepalle Echo Park

During the pandemic, Garrett was craving suppli — the Roman fried rice balls he'd grown up eating — and had been circling the ghost-kitchen idea for a while. He partnered with Manlio Gagliano and ran a pop-up suppli kitchen out of a house in Echo Park for ten Saturdays.


The name is a double joke: due palle means "two balls" (the suppli), and che palle is Italian slang for "how annoying." They sold 500 on the final Saturday and decided to leave it at that.

@due_palle_kitchen

Building bridges between languages, cultures & industries.

Born in St. Louis and raised between the US and Italy, Garrett spent eight years at St. Stephen's School in Rome, winning the Woodhams Medal for excellence in the arts. He graduated cum laude from UCLA's creative writing program in 2006.


After acting alongside Kim Basinger and Daniel Craig, he founded Strømmen Inc. — now LA's top-rated language school with 250+ instructors teaching 50+ languages. From dialect coaching Amy Adams in Arrival to helping Keanu Reeves master Japanese for Ronin 47.

Garrett Strommen

Garrett Strommen · Los Angeles

250+
Tutors
50+
Languages
311
Yelp Reviews
2006
Est. Los Angeles

From rollerblading lessons in Rome to LA's #1 language school.

At age eight, Garrett placed an ad for rollerblading lessons in the magazine Wanted in Rome. His first client: an American flight attendant at Villa Borghese.

It was like a dinosaur egg hatching; I had no idea how much it would grow.

After UCLA, he tutored Italian while acting. When students asked for Spanish, he partnered with a friend, learned HTML, built a website. Twenty years later: 250 instructors, 50+ languages, Netflix, Disney, and more.

1990
First business at age 8 — rollerblading lessons in Rome
2000
Film debut in I Dreamed of Africa with Kim Basinger & Daniel Craig
2006
UCLA cum laude. Founded Strømmen Inc. in Los Feliz, LA
Now
250+ tutors, 50+ languages, clients include Netflix, Disney, Marvel

A portfolio of language & culture companies.

Language Education

Strømmen Inc.

LA's top-rated language school. 250+ tutors offering private and group classes in 50+ languages. Clients: Netflix, Disney, Whole Foods, LA Opera, US Dept. of Labor.

Entertainment

Dialect Coaching & Translation

On-set dialect coaching, subtitle translation, and localization. Credits: Arrival, Chef's Table, Your Honor, Captain America. USCIS-certified translation.

Philosophy

Co-op Feel, Global Reach

“Language is the most powerful tool that humans possess. It breaks down cultural barriers, makes instant friends, and fosters compassion.”

50+ languages. Every continent. One mission.

From Hollywood screens to behind the scenes.

I Dreamed of Africa
I Dreamed of Africa scene
Film still
On set

On Screen

  • I Dreamed of Africa

    w/ Kim Basinger, Daniel Craig

    2000
  • 7th Heaven

    Recurring · The WB

    SERIES
  • Cold Case

    CBS

    2003
  • Without a Trace

    CBS

    CBS
  • CSI: NY

    CBS

    CBS
  • Heroes

    NBC

    NBC
  • Dylan Dog: Dead of Night

    Cameo

    2010
  • About Fifty

    Independent Film

    2011

Behind the Camera

  • Arrival

    Dialect Coach — Amy Adams

    2016
  • Your Honor

    Dialect Coach · Showtime

    SHO
  • Chef's Table France

    Translation & Subtitles

    NFLX
  • Chef's Table: Pizza

    Translation & Subtitles

    NFLX
  • Ronin 47

    Japanese — Keanu Reeves

    FILM
  • Captain America

    Bavarian German coaching

    MCU
  • Stallone Family

    Italian language tutoring

    PVT
Netflix • Disney • Whole Foods • LA Opera • US Dept. of Labor • Showtime • Marvel • Netflix • Disney • Whole Foods • LA Opera • US Dept. of Labor • Showtime • Marvel •

Founder · Strømmen Inc. · Language teacher representation · Since 2006

Real teachers. Real results. Real Los Angeles.

I represent 250 handpicked teachers, interpreters and dialect coaches — independent professionals, vetted one at a time.

Not a platform full of random people. A roster.

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50+ languages · 150+ entertainment credits · Arrival · Picard · Brüno · 47 Ronin

Let's work together.

Language instruction, dialect coaching, certified translations, entertainment consulting, or art commissions.